Swallow It...or Suffer My Wrath.

This is something I've been wanting to comment on for while.

When, oh when, did it become socially acceptable for men to SPIT anywhere whenever they want?! From my understanding, this behavior at one point was considered downright offensive and unacceptable. Spitting on the ground in front of someone or near someone was considered to be worth provoking a physical fight over. It was considered a challenge, like smacking them in the face with a glove. Or saying something about their momma.

Beyond that, it's just gross. I don't need to try and be side-stepping your expelled mouth cooties, and I don't need to listen to the horrifying noise you make to try and get every amount of mucus/water/parts of your brain into your mouth so you can spit. You sound like a dying animal. And I am tempted to shoot you to put you out of your (and my) misery. Really, what is so wrong with your spit that you need to projectile eject it every few moments?? If you desperately need to spit (and I'm assuming this is either because you've coughed something up, had a bug fly in your mouth, or eaten something horrifying) do it in a trashcan, in a napkin, or discreetely away from everyone else. Do not just go around spitting all over the place wherever you please!! It's gross. If you are congested, buy some Sudafed. If it doesn't help, you may have a more serious problem - outside of your excessive inability to be able to behave in public.

And just so the men don't feel shunned...ladies: stop chewing your gum with your mouth open. I'm glad your enjoying it, but I don't need to see and hear your enjoyment. You keep it up, and I'm going to start throwing crap in your gaping sticky maw. Most likely the man-spit off my shoe.